sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor
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a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in
i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground
baby
babyyyyy
reblog if your url holds deep, spiritual meaning for you
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It is just me, or does the new revelation about the Wii Fit trainer make her seem a plausible lovechild of Glados and Chell?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS IS FUCKING WITH MY HEAD
SEA PANCAKE
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- Me: Doesn't feel like masturbating
- Me: Masturbates anyway
