Evolution Lacks Common Sence

meowkind:

my sister farted and it activated the kinect  im laughing so hard

anticodon:

So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”

sassycybermen:

I was reading a fic and

sodamnrelatable:

“did you get a hair cut?”

“no, i got them all cut.”

connorkawaii:

waking up the morning after finishing a video game 

rapewhistled:

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

not-thefunniestblog:

salad tastes pretty good once you add some pizza and get rid of the salad